Black Friday Woman

My 13-yr-old daughter called herself a “Black Friday Woman” yesterday while surfing the web for makeup deals, which inspired me to write the following, sung to the tune of “Black Magic Woman” by Carlos Santana. shoppingbag

Got a Black Friday woman,

Got a Black Friday woman,

I got a Black Friday woman

And she’s gonna make a pauper out of me.

Cut your credit cards baby,

Cut your credit cards baby.

Yes, cut up those credit cards baby

Or you gonna pay one hella big time fee.

Don’t drag me to the store baby,

Don’t drag me to the store baby.

Don’t drag me to the store baby,

I need a chair for my big time weary feet.

Got a Black Friday woman,

Got a Black Friday woman.

Got a Black Friday woman,

And she knows that she can always count on me.

(with ap0logies to Carlos Santana)

Have a safe and blessed holiday weekend, everyone.

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